Mannequin

A term used to describe an obviously fake person; a person who either looks or acts differently than they make themselves out to appear (usually negative).

Joe: I heard Nicole had a stress fracture in her leg
Katie: That's weird, I saw her running perfectly fine a few minutes ago.
Joe: Geez, what a mannequin.

by DarkPhoenix268 July 27, 2008

fit as mince

Good looking person

did you see that bloke, he's fit as mince!!

by Ashers September 4, 2003

minnesoda

Slang; a small penis that is highly reguarded.

I love how his minnesoda flops in the wind.

by chthatguy June 5, 2014

Minnesota Icicle

The act of locating a large icicle, and using it as a dildo while having a collection jar to catch the melting water. After the jar is full, you drink the water or use it as lubricant.

I just Minnesota icicled with my girlfriend and drank some of the water when I got thirsty

by OGMinnesota November 18, 2014

Minnesota Car Wash

Your wife gives you a drunken blowjob in her 1998 Lexus and after you finish you slap her in the face with your now limp cock. Otherwise known as a great Friday night.

We had so much to drink last night I got a "Minnesota Car Wash" while we were parked in the driveway!

by mrs May 2, 2014

minnesota mustache

When a group of men in Minnesota are out ice fishing and one of the men falls asleep, the other men then proceed to ejaculate into a solo cup, they then drag the sleeping man outside into the below zero degree weather and pour the semen onto his upper lip causing it to freeze; creating the Minnesota Mustache

That was classic when we gave Frank a Minnesota Mustache. The doctors say the frostbite from all the jizz on his lip was the reason they had to cut it off.

by Bob Dangle May 29, 2014

Minneapolis

the only sort of cool place in the shit state of Minnesota

Man I can't wait to move it of Kato and get to Minneapolis

by waterbeddealer October 9, 2016