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Also known as Anna Kitagawa, she is the one and only 2014 Trek Madone SLR 7 Gen 7. Ultegra Di2 with ultra aero frameset and deep section elementnumbersix wheels, she is Extremely Aerodynamic and lovable Aero MTB. Coming in 420mm drop bars with zero flare, 23mm tires, full suspension from FOX Factory (0mm front and back), and mechanical rim brakes, she makes the perfect bike for that local downhill MTB trail, best of all she is from the best off road cycling plant, Trek Road Bicycles.
Also known as Anna Kitagawa, she is the one and only 2014 Trek Madone SLR 7 Gen 7. Ultegra Di2 with ultra aero frameset and deep section elementnumbersix wheels, she is Extremely Aerodynamic and lovable Aero MTB. Coming in 420mm drop bars with zero flare, 23mm tires, full suspension from FOX Factory (0mm front and back), and mechanical rim brakes, she makes the perfect bike for that local downhill MTB trail, best of all she is from the best off road cycling plant, Trek Road Bicycles.
NRML MTBer: now Trek, seems like you dont produce MTBs
Trek: we got Marin Kitagawa, a aerodynamic...
NRML MTBer interupts: nah, cool MTB. alr, lets shread that black diamond trail, Marin!
Marin: bruh, i am a roadbike.
NRML: nah, dosn't matter.
after the ride
NRML: owwwwwch my ass bro.
Trek Bike Staff: told you.
Trek: we got Marin Kitagawa, a aerodynamic...
NRML MTBer interupts: nah, cool MTB. alr, lets shread that black diamond trail, Marin!
Marin: bruh, i am a roadbike.
NRML: nah, dosn't matter.
after the ride
NRML: owwwwwch my ass bro.
Trek Bike Staff: told you.
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