laportia

A big thick wildebeest from the jungles of the Dirty South.

I Like the way LaPortia dances on that pole.

by Jay_flip October 3, 2017

LaPerche

A last name of a person of french ancestry, identifying features are pedophilia, stalking, and a short temper. Most LaPerche’s have very few friends and the ones they do have are often as lame as they are.

“There was this guy in the alley yesterday staring at my daughter, he was a total LaPerche”

by MerpKing December 25, 2017

Lapeer

A small farm town that turned into a big city. You will find plenty of addicts here, men with large trucks that have never even seen a horse and lots of alcoholics. There isn't much to do in this wasteland unless you enjoy going to Fatboys her or Gerlach's bowling center. Most of the citizens are trying to leave but usually they get stuck here forever.

My grandmother lives in Lapeer and I visit her every weekend!

by Sura the Cunt May 4, 2018

lapheal

Slang word for a homosexual

James : that guys such a lapheal

by Non-Faggot00 May 21, 2018

lapa lad

all the middle eastern people that come out in la perouse in sydney, named as moey doey joey hassan and all the lebs and shit you know the go bitches they only come out at night and start punch ups and drift there cars idk how to spell soz lol

yeah you know that guy that lives down the road
yeah ik him hes the biggest lapa lad

by doeymoeymohammedmahmoudahmed May 30, 2018

lapping the field

Having sexual relations with someone younger than your oldest child.

I think Steve just finished lapping the field, she’s legal, but that girl was a year behind his daughter at Carolina.

by Hota A Ygriega March 8, 2018

Laptoparotomy

When you become so enraged with yourself or another you consider performing violent brain surgery with a piece of portable technology (eg. Laptop). Usually in relation to incompetence.

"They are so incompetent I've considered going to their office to give them a laptoparotomy "

by Notherthing August 24, 2018