keeping up with the road

different than driving; when the road is moving in front of you while operating a vehicle (esp. while state of being is intoxicated or otherwise enhanced), and you react to it on auto-pilot rather than actually paying attention

fuck, bryan, after i ate those mushrooms last night on my way home i was just kinda keeping up with the road.

by alle_mackone87 April 29, 2011

Keepams

The part of your leg connecting the calf to the thigh

"DON'T TOUCH MY KEEPAMS"
"GIBBY WILL CTRL ALT D E L E T E YOUR KEEPAMS"

by GIBBYGIBBYGIBBY May 31, 2019

Keeping It Irish

Choosing to only drink beer on nights out, in an effort to not become overly inebriated.

No Fireball for me, thanks. I'm keeping it Irish tonight.

by Caorbs August 20, 2020

Keeping the Receipts

a somewhat paranoid diligence, whereby someone mentally stores the evidence of another’s behaviour, should they ever need it in future.

Often done in order to log consummate lying by individuals in positions of influence or power, such as political figures.

Peter Oborne is a consummate receipt-keeper, maintaining a record of politicians who are lying. He has been keeping the receipts of political elites in an effort to hold them to account.

by 1xs April 10, 2021

keepin it tight?

A commonly used phrase when seeing a friend, which is immediately followed up with a fist bump. It's a Westchester thing.

Yoo Fino, what good you keepin it tight?

by Joey Pov April 3, 2022

Cucumber Keepaway

The game of teasingly denying and then fisting one's lesbian lover with a cucumber.

I could watch Megan Fox and Kate Beckinsale play Cucumber Keepaway all night long!

by Infinity Plus One November 4, 2009

Butt Keeper

-noun
Position of power; a person that claims Butt Keeps on another human being

Eric: I can't believe how well Ryan is behaving today!
Keith: Yep! Ever since Shannon became his Butt Keeper, he's been generally jovial and obedient.

by Shanahan894 December 5, 2009