Kyle is a dude who resides in Brampton, Ontario, but regularly travels to Guelph and Toronto. He's pretty facially attractive, but has some really shitty tattoos (including an Insane Clown Posse tattoo, which is just the worst). He has a pretty charming demeanor and is really good at getting chicks into bed with him, because he treats them like ladies outside of the bedroom. Plus he's good in bed so really, what are we complaining about? What we're complaining about is that he's a TOTAL WANKER. He has infected several females with chlamydia, when confronted about it by one of them was told 'no, I get tested regularly, it wasn't me' - it obviously was you, because the MATH says so. Forcing those girls to contact the people they'd been with after him and telling them to get tested (or even worse, hearing about it from one of those people telling you YOU have it, because you didn't have symptoms).
Plot twist, he also has a girlfriend he's been with for over a year, while fucking all these other girls in various cities. She had no idea. The girls had no idea. What a douche, right?
Women should just stay away from this guy on all counts.. and feel free to check out the memes on the generator since the page got removed from facebook (which he probably reported, but it was just a public service accouncement, really).
Plot twist, he also has a girlfriend he's been with for over a year, while fucking all these other girls in various cities. She had no idea. The girls had no idea. What a douche, right?
Women should just stay away from this guy on all counts.. and feel free to check out the memes on the generator since the page got removed from facebook (which he probably reported, but it was just a public service accouncement, really).
"Hey, did you hear that Kyle's coming to town this weekend?"
"Oh, you mean Chlamydia Kyle? I wonder who else he plans to infect this time."
"Oh, you mean Chlamydia Kyle? I wonder who else he plans to infect this time."
by thatskarma March 30, 2013
by n-sanity July 10, 2004
Kyle and Maddie would be the best couple on the face of the earth. Completely compatable with eachother and know how to get along easily. They normally like the same things but also have differences which make them more close. Maddie, if you have a kyle, stick with him. Kyle, if you have a Maddie, dont lose her or you will regret it for the rest of your life. Relationships with Kyles and Maddies will normally be a success.
by dudewithagirlfriendnamedmaddie August 07, 2011
Kyle is such a shit starter
by Strugglebuddy69 June 25, 2016
All you need is monster energy, a house full of drywall, and stupidity.
He’s both and idiot, and a pussy.
He’d rather crush drywall instead of puss.
Has become a stupid internet meme through video and picture.
You more than likely know a Kyle.
Kayla is a female Kyle
He’s both and idiot, and a pussy.
He’d rather crush drywall instead of puss.
Has become a stupid internet meme through video and picture.
You more than likely know a Kyle.
Kayla is a female Kyle
Did you see Josh last night he did Tequila, and Monster Energy. There wasn’t a drywall in the house.
He was acting like a 2019 Kyle.
He was acting like a 2019 Kyle.
by Audi0sl4v3 June 19, 2019
by Uncle Whitmore March 26, 2018
by Jshebdbrjfjbsiahdbksb July 19, 2018