shin knuckle

I sprained my shin knuckle playing ball.

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mayonnaise knuckle bump

When two bros go to knuckle bump each other and one has knowingly left ejaculation on his fist.

Ben: Hey brotha, what’s up? *offers knuckle forth for knuckle bump*

Chad: no man, I’m good, looks you got that mayonnaise knuckle bump there…

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A single rock of Crack cocaine, not large enough to be a “crack cookie”

Hey bud, I see a parakeet knuckle under the floor mat!

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Moose knuckle or camel toe, but in the back. As if someone was wearing spandex and hiding two bagels between their legs just under the grundle.

“Oh man, this woman flossed a wicked mass knuckle yesterday at the swap meet.”

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Moose knuckle or camel toe, but in the back. As if someone was wearing spandex and hiding two bagels between their legs just Nader the grundle.

“Oh man, this woman flossed a wicked mass knuckle yesterday at the swap meet.”

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The way you walk when you’re holding a shit in that desperately seeks release

Did you see how Jabs was walking after he ate all that melted cheese? He was doin a white knuckle turd trot to the outhouse!

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The way you walk when you’re holding a turd in that desperately seeks release

Did you see how Jabs was walking after eating all that melted cheese? He was doin a white knuckle turd trot to the outhouse!!

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