killed a moose

To, in some way, smoke marijuana. Usually in the form of a joint.

1. My friends and i wanted to get high so we killed a moose.

by startedmoose May 24, 2007

Kid Killed

A game or site that lost all of it's fun because of pre-pubescent humans and is now cringy because of said humans.

Man, Minecraft was such a good game before it was Kid Killed.

by ToxicVoltage September 7, 2017

Cock killing

When someone cock blocks you so bad, with no reason, just to be an asshole.

fran : hey jimmy did u end up dating susan
jimmy: no luke was cock killing my ass so hard... i gave up

by lukeshrew February 27, 2009

keyboard kill

Something very funny, communicated online. The idea is that it's so funny that it causes you to spill and/or cough your drink onto your keyboard, shorting it out.

l4mez0r: ...and she said, yeah, but not with *that* spatula!
d00derino: LOL keyboard kill!

by Shoutingboy March 27, 2011

to kill a panda

to take a dump

"I'm going to kill a panda", Bogdan said, and went to the restroom.

by Roachwriter March 19, 2015

Kill the thermostat

Taking a burn over the top.

Jase: Yeah? Well I fucked your mom last night!
Pete: Bro, my mom's dead...
Jase: And I killed her
Mike: Way to kill the thermostat, Jase...

by Mike 0 January 22, 2008

full kill

when a try hard in Fortnite Battle Royale sees your whole team and you knock but finishes you instead of you team.

that stupid tryhard full killed me. what a bitch

by ItsaDefualtSkin.jpeg September 23, 2018