This term is used to describe when someone has full-on lost the plot on MDMA. Symptoms include (but aren’t limited to) stroking bearded men, complimenting people wearing crisp shirts and overheating in premium Glaswegian establishments.
Dill - “I’m on the biggest comedown ever man.”
Dillon - “Oh, I know! You were absolutely Joseph Cookson’d last night at Subbie!”
Dillon - “Oh, I know! You were absolutely Joseph Cookson’d last night at Subbie!”
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Get the Joseph Cookson’d mug.People named Joseph are typically introverts who love time to themselves to improve themselves via exercise or some other form of practice Joseph's are typically very good looking and have a minimum of 6-inch dick and are quite perverted but will be shy at first but with socialising but when you get them into a topic they like they'll be able to discuss it all day josephs don't like boring convos and prefer meaningfully ones.
Izzy "OMG! it's joseph he's so calm and collective I hope he notices me in these tight leggings"
Grace "God he is so hot and his personality is so much better than Dirty Danny that pervert trying to steal my bras and panties Joseph would never do something like that what a gentleman he is".
Alicia"I heard he beat up Ethan god he is so strong he broke his ribs and knocked 4 of his teeth out so cool!"
Grace "God he is so hot and his personality is so much better than Dirty Danny that pervert trying to steal my bras and panties Joseph would never do something like that what a gentleman he is".
Alicia"I heard he beat up Ethan god he is so strong he broke his ribs and knocked 4 of his teeth out so cool!"
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ONE DAY WE WERE LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW AND SAW A TECHNICOLOR UMBRELLA. THEREFORE IT IS JOSEPH AND THE AMAZING TECHNICOLOR UMBRELLA.
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Everyone knows Joseph…
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Also great tounge game.
Also great tounge game.
Person 1: Have you met James Joseph?
Person 2: No but I've heard great things about him.
Person 1: He's the best person you'll ever meet.
Person 2: No but I've heard great things about him.
Person 1: He's the best person you'll ever meet.
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