Pull a Jordan

Someone who masturbates in class and
gets caught

Kid: I got suspended for Masturbating in class

Friend: You pulled a Jordan?

Who do you know that can pull a jordan

by Chickenwings2 March 18, 2011

Jordan

a smelly cat who thinks shes a supreme being.

someone who is extreamy stupid.

a porcelain white trash girl who thinks shes a hipster.

oh my lordy, stupid hoe stop being so Jordan or ill slap you

by anamet August 28, 2012

Jordan Peters

A fat retard who is a very bad person and eats humans while sleeping under a rock

Jew nigger retard fuck Jordan Peters

by awesome sauce5552186 April 23, 2011

chuckin a jordan

chuckin a jordan: being a fat gerbil cunt who likes to occasionly tune fugly or dirty mingas.

one who also thinks they can play any form of sport but actually suck balls.

woahh that fagget looks like a gerbil!

yeah he's chuckin a jordan!

by gateh103 October 16, 2008

jordan sawchuk

one of a kind dick, but amazing person smells like ass but amazingness at once will rip your head of but save a bunny from a tree but hates everything and everone but still love yous with a mediocre size wang and is a baller

i threw up on jordan sawchuk

by joyce johnson marry June 10, 2011

Jordan Way

Person with a big dick who fucks everyone he sees. He's kinda like a pimp but better

Man that guy over there is a big Jordan Way

by Milkyway Gaming May 21, 2016

Jordan Packer

a person who likes to offer little boys popsicles out of the back of his big white van. Has a very tiny penis and likes to take pictures of guys asses. Registered child molester.

Me: "Did you hear about that guy who got arrested for raping kids at chuckee cheese?"
You: "Yeah he was such a Jordan Packer. "

by peacelover572 August 2, 2011