Jacksonville Javelin-Toss

A sexual position where a woman who is seated in front of two standing men grabs hold of their penises and vigorously masturbates them.

My bro and I picked up a super-fly chick at the bar last night. She said she was cool for anything, so we recommended a Jacksonville Javelin-Toss

by boxerbriefs69 September 15, 2010

Jackson Hewitt

1. Jackson Hewitt Tax Service Inc. is the second largest tax preparation service in the United States; responsible for preparing over 2.2 million computerized federal, state, and local individual income tax returns each year. Based in Parsippany, New Jersey, the company currently operates more than 5,802 franchise outlets and 724 owned offices, in 48 states and the District of Columbia.

2. The euphoric dance people do when they find out they are receiving a large sum of money. This euphoria is mainly due to tax returns, but can be from any source such as lottery winnings, lawsuits,paternity,etc.

1. Jackson Hewitt helped me do my taxes online and I found I'm gettin $4,500 back on my federals.

2. When Joe discovered he won the million dollar lottery, he did the jackson hewitt right in the middle of the Kum and Go.

by DrFreeze March 5, 2012

Jackscreen

A verb meaning,'to shatter someone else's phone screen'. If you break your own screen then you're just an idiot, but if somebody else shattered it, they jackscreened you.

Dude, somebody just jackscreened me.

by theepikwinner January 26, 2015

Jackspiration

The inspiration for your jacking off
To what/whom you've been masturbating

You were my jackspiration in high school.

Kelsey's my jackspiration.

by kingofthebutterflycatfairies September 5, 2014

Jackson Jordan

A dog, referring to how much of a bitch he is. Often seen wearing dresses

Get your dog ass off the floor Jackson Jordan, go make a move on that british chick

by camppatches May 17, 2015

jacksonville ohio

Jacksonville ohio, the place before Chauncey ohio & Glouster Ohio, it's like the step sister who thinks her shit doesn't stink, when her step brother glouster is the trashy drug dealer and her step sister Chauncey is the slutty stepsister with 5 kids by 5 different baby daddies. Jacksonville is the place where the people who live there get pissed when you say their from Glouster, even though it's 2 mIles up the road. Where the locals say "at least I'm not from glouster!" But they all go to the same High School.

"I'm not from Glouster Ohio, I'm from Jacksonville ohio! We are cleaner here and don't shoot heroin!"

by BADMAMMAJAMMA151 June 29, 2017

jacksnot

Another term for semen. It's the snot that is produced from jacking off.

Dez was freaked out as him mom came into his room just as finished rockin' it. He immediately put his hands covered in jacksnot behind his back hoping she would not want a goodnight hug.

by von groovy September 15, 2017