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Jess

A name that only a really slayed queen individual has, very sexy and gorgeous and cooler than everyone because she's the best and everyone else is not because slay diva and yas hunty
Omg! Jess ur so much slay! I suck? You're so cool!
by sparklefart May 21, 2022
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Jesse Yourself

Synonymous with "shitting yourself". Verb, to shit.
I just had Mexican and Jesse'd myself again.

I didn't make it to the bathroom in time and Jesse'd my pants.
Careful you dont Jesse yourself!
by #notacop May 31, 2025
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Jesse

The man’s is good but he will fuck your wifey and that’s on hood. Never trust him with yo bag or yo bitch. He does NOT kiss bitches, he break they spine and break they purses. Don’t check Jesse, check yo bitch.
Man #1: Have you seen Jesse?
Man#2: No why?
Man #1: I heard he’s taking all our bitches, better hide yours to be safe.
by jessesvvs November 23, 2021
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Big Jess

A very large woman, who considers her self a BBW however looks and smells just like a creature from the swamp. A woman who doesn't keep up with person hygiene, and could definitely shave, and washer her cooch and what she considers her fupa. 10/10 chance she was in a high school drama club, so she thinks she can sing (lord help us). 10/10 chance she will have a vest friend Dakota/Cody/Koda. Probably hangs out at local bar where she hopes to take the lives of young drunk transgender men and anorexic blondes named probably named Ashley/ diamond/ Andrea. Will spike your drink. Cannot fight her own battles so she likes to involve her friends or her father. Will tell you she's suicidal if you threaten to leave her. Best way to avoid this woman is to run far, far away.
She told me her name was Jess but she looks more like a BIG JESS.

Did you see BIG JESS at karaoke night? I thought she was drunk but it just turns out she can't sing.

BIG JESS is telling everyone I'm her boyfriend, man she's crazy.
by Oops 🤭 July 28, 2020
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Jesse

The best person alive. He is the nicest person you ever met and very sensitive, he will answer his phone right away, isn’t very smart but will always be there for you before himself
Omg Jesse is so amazing ima give him head
by Big nugga May 26, 2021
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Jesse

Jesse is a piece of shit
by Keke camarena June 2, 2020
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Jess

Jess is a mean person, he is sexist, ableist, racist and misogynistic. Never trust someone named Jess, they always end up being horrible
1. "Hey, don't be a Jess!"
2. "This person reminds me of Jess"
by Ifuckonyou March 25, 2023
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