Jack's Mannequin

A side project of Andrew McMahon that is actually written with out the apostrophe, just Jacks Mannequin

Andrew said in an interview that it was actually Jacks Mannequin instead of Jack's Mannequin.

by BreeM. December 28, 2005

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Breakfast Jack

Any form of manual genital manipulation that occurs prior to 10AM.

I woke up with morning wood but my girlfriend is on her period so I had to settle for a Breakfast Jack.

My folks left early this morning so I managed to get in a Breakfast Jack before school.

by Basil Hill February 15, 2009

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jacking a deuce

The pleasurable act of delaying ones bowel movement by slowly releasing ones turd and gradually sucking it back inside repeatedly.

Driving down I-5, I had to poo so bad that when I finally found a toilet it seemed a shame to let it go all at once so instead I decided to opt for pleasure by jacking a deuce.

by Vince Perry May 22, 2005

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Jack Johnson

Jack Johnson is an incredibly underrated person, not the Hawiian singer. Known from vine as "Jack and Jack" he is an uprising artist who is going to make it big one day.

Do you know who Jack Johnson is?
Nah you mean Jack Gilinsky.

by hellothereimnormal September 22, 2015

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Jack Bauer

Verb.

To save the United States from going to war with three Middle Eastern Countries only hours after you flat-line and were revived by a clinic OD.

I Jack Bauered your ass!

Kim Jack Bauered that mountain lion upon encountering it in the woods.

by AbbyErGr April 28, 2005

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