When your partner shoves a funnel in your arse and shits, pisses, spits, cums and throws up in it. They then take it out and as fast as they can shove it in their gob and pour the rest on your chest and arse. Shortly followed by shitting on your chest and adding whippy cream and a cherry on top!
by ohthatgurl007 February 11, 2018
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by Fortytwenty April 18, 2014
A Russian Dugout, how do I put this beautiful word into context. Well a Russian Dugout has a man and woman involved, first let your woman take a shit in your mouth, then the man swishes the shit around his mouth to fully coat. When all his said and done a man eats the woman's pussy out with her own shit on the man's tongue. The Russian Dugout is for adventurous people who aren't afraid to be dirty, real dirty.
by Handy. August 07, 2017
Where a Eastern European man shits on his lovers chest then the male begins to jump on the chest with his arse in a cannonball like fashion. Which splattered the crap everywhere whilst simulating the man's lover the feeling of shrapnel crushing their chest
Comrade Nikoli: 'Hey dude I totally destroyed that chick last night with a Russian landmine'
Comrade Ivan: 'Fuck me, let's celebrate with vodka'
Товарищ Nikoli: 'Эй чувак я полностью разрушена, птенец прошлой ночью с российской наземных мин'
товарищ Иван: "Fuck me, давайте праздновать с водкой"
Comrade Ivan: 'Fuck me, let's celebrate with vodka'
Товарищ Nikoli: 'Эй чувак я полностью разрушена, птенец прошлой ночью с российской наземных мин'
товарищ Иван: "Fuck me, давайте праздновать с водкой"
by Kingrich212 July 31, 2017
A sexual move in which the man places a woman on his dry erection and continues to spin her in circles until she reaches the bottom, hinting the term "corkscrew."
by Juicy Goosie December 19, 2015
by hellomyfriendz July 15, 2017