5.1 inches

The average penis size on the world according to the first google result

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12.9 cm
1.5 credit cards
0.5 bycicle tires
2 Nobel prizes

Dude I heard Robert's penis is 5.1 inches
Really! Mine's only 2......Nobel prizes... O-of course.

by Adolf The One and Only May 25, 2017

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My balls are itchy

A boner

When you have a boner but there are people around and you don't want them to find out so you say "my balls are itchy" so your friends can distract them

by Kalebbear June 29, 2017

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Add an inch to that order

Asking to grow your penis longer

I’d like a double cheeseburger, a large fry, and a large coke

Anything else sir?

Yeah can you add an inch to that order please?

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 8, 2019

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extra 2 inches

When you get an erection and your dick gets longer

OMG honey you just got an extra 2 inches

by Walawe July 9, 2019

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a dicks inch

A dicks inch refers to a variable of different measurements. A dicks inch could mean 1 inch, 3 feet, or even a mile. You can change said measurement to your liking

“I’m a dicks inch away if beatin your ass”
“On a map, Tulsa and OKC are only a dicks inch away”

by Lil Fence September 22, 2019

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