Minecraft

A joyful game of which you live a beautiful and prosperous life in which you can spend it collecting wood or building houses and even tending to animals

"Hey bro wanna play Minecraft?"
"Sure, Who wouldn't?"

by Ricky_the_word_geek August 22, 2021

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Minecraft

Minecraft is a game where deforestation and slaughter houses are common and actually are needed

The player destroys everything and leaves anything where ever he pleases
The players fight and kill each other
(It’s all true)

Let’s play Minecraft

Oh ok let me check on the cows
Get me some leather while your there then we should fight
Ok

by PhoenixPlanet April 1, 2021

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Minecraft epic gamer

You’re playing Minecraft and you are epic gamer

He’s a Minecraft epic gamer and he hates being disturbed.

by Super epic gamer! March 30, 2022

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minecraft deepthroat

A diamond hoe penetrates so deep into your trachea that it reaches your lungs.

How was your date with Steve last night?

He wasn't much in bed, but then he minecraft deepthroated me and the night got so much better!

by minecrafthoe106 March 9, 2019

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/buy minecraft

You wanted Minecraft so much, but you are poor, and you can't afford it. You decided to hack this site to get the thing. Like I don't know how you even get Minecraft by hacking this website.

You: Mom, let's do /buy Minecraft for me so I can play Minecraft!
Mom: Why do you want to have it, it cost me $29,99!

by bymeok October 24, 2022

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