Five minutes and five brains late

Definition:
Used to describe someone who is not only physically late but also mentally slow to catch up or understand what’s going on. They miss the moment and the point.

Friend 1: “Did you see Josh just asked what the assignment is? We turned it in yesterday.”
Friend 2: “Yeah, man’s five minutes and five brains late.”

by MJ cool June 9, 2025

And if you have a minute why don’t we go…

Lyrics from the greatest song ever created, I’m not talking about the John Lewis version, but the original. On second thought, probably not the greatest song but in the top 3005.

"And if you have a minute why don’t we go…" sang the world as time paused in the aftermath of a new dawn

by SahaibP March 9, 2024

I’ll be 20-25 minute

When your dealer says this he’s just gonna take the piss

Brad: yo how far out are u
Kyle: I’ll be 20-25 minute
Brad: You literally said that an hour ago u chat utter shit I’m getting a fat top up now u bastard

by Yesboys45 October 28, 2020

Jake Hillard Minute

A Jake Hillard Minute is when someone says “one minute” and proceeds to act 1 hour later

Bro pass the cart, in a Jake Hillard Minute

by Fetti man February 24, 2024

pm per hour per minute

pm per hour per minute Or Ph or Ps

yo bro what is your pm per hour per minute ???

by XX CRIP STONE XX January 23, 2022

Last-minute Nelly

Someone who chronically finishes task at the last possible moment.

"Anton is such a last-minute Nelly, she achosts at the last possible moment"

by ToniRSol August 24, 2021

2 minutes

When a woman says 2 minutes is too much

Pov:me trying to find a girl that thinks 2 minutes is enough

by Weuh11 August 10, 2022