I'm only human

An excuse for irrational behavior. An attempt to feel ok about something that you " know" is not ok.

I know it was wrong to do that, but I'm only human.

by gentleone March 29, 2022

humanitarian

a humanitarian is a person that loves things people do or say and show that they love it either emotionally or phyiscally.

Steven is a humanitarian when it comes to a girl giving pleasure.

by Steven McFarland September 27, 2009

Human junkyard

A nursing home because that is where they go to dump people. No offence to the residents but many familes use it to dump there old people and then almost never go to see them. There are some of the most pitiful people in the world there. I hope live to get old enough for that.

It makes me depresed when I go to the human junkyard.

by Deep blue 2012 March 3, 2010

human urban dictionary

When someone gets so bored,they do nothing but look at random definitions on urbandictionary.com to further increase their urban intellectualness.

Girl:Whats a wrapper taco?
Boy:When you eat multiple tacos over one wraper at taco bell and stuff all the fallen food into your face like it was its own taco.
Girl:dang,your like a human urban dictionary

by Mr.CottonCandy January 13, 2011

human

What would you tell him if you had only hours left?

Us was always magical to me.

Damn you used to be such a horny brainless jock!

You broke my heart. Thats why i desperately wanted to break yours. Which of course went wrong and all i did was hurt myself.

I see and know that you are loyal. And caring. And sometimes annoying. Like asking for a headbutt annoying. But i was happy with you.

This may sound weird but humans are hard to find. And to me you were my human. With a brain in his heart and a heart in his brain.
And no brain in his jeans!

I love you.

by Krkič October 25, 2020

Human beings

The only thing on the Planet that's capable of evil

Animals, people, and the whole fucking planet are only abused by human beings

by AMM4 December 23, 2020

Human Urinal

Man who drinks the piss of other men. Famous example PissOnPete.

Let's piss on pete the human urinal

by Richard Big July 12, 2022