go fuck home
go fuck home by kevincarnage October 10, 2008
sit at home wife or mom
A lazy spouse that does no work inside or outside the home, nor has any desire to help out, or work. Unlike a stay at home mom/wife who actually takes care of business on the homefront.
sit at home wife or mom by nervousbuzz January 21, 2009
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Leave the DNA at home
In reference to someone with a wicked cold / cough / flu, telling them to stay at home with their own flem chunks
Leave the DNA at home by jpkaty October 7, 2009
Home Court Advantage, The
The natural advantage that one female will have if they are... in the act with another female. This comes from "knowing the turf" better than most guys.
Martha: I hooked up with Cindy last night at Paco's party.
Mary: How was it?
Martha: Wicked Awesome. She knew exactly what buttons to press.
Mary: Ah, yes, The Home Court Advantage.
Mary: How was it?
Martha: Wicked Awesome. She knew exactly what buttons to press.
Mary: Ah, yes, The Home Court Advantage.
Home Court Advantage, The by BThomps August 30, 2005
home in hose
Adjective: Set for life, established, successful, elated, on cloud nine.
Especially used to describe the emotional or financial state of having overcome a hurdle or having achieved a goal where success was uncertain.
Thought to be derived during WWII when hosiery was scarce and hard to obtain. Despite this origin, the adjective is not only applied to females.
Especially used to describe the emotional or financial state of having overcome a hurdle or having achieved a goal where success was uncertain.
Thought to be derived during WWII when hosiery was scarce and hard to obtain. Despite this origin, the adjective is not only applied to females.
Once you pass the bar exam, you're home in hose.
She married the love of her life and now she's home in hose.
She married the love of her life and now she's home in hose.
home in hose by Ann Pearl Owen April 4, 2008
Home Creepo
A typical Home Depot employee, who thinks they know everything about construction, snaps their fingers repeatedly as they walk past you, talks so loudly to their fellow slacker-mates you can hear them 10 aisles away, never answers the question a customer asks because they don't know, and boasts they have built the most ingenious e.g,. solar devices for nothing, and if you butter them up about it, you can get them to admit this is because they have actually stolen the entire device.
Customer: Excuse me, do you know where I can find plumbing cement?
Home Creepo: Why do you want to do that?
Customer: To repair some plumbing.
Home Creepo: You don't want to do that. You need to buy a whole new setup. I did that last year. In fact I have solar pumbing, for absolutely nothing. I pay nothing for my hot water.
Customer: How smart of you, how did you do that?
Home Creepo: I "borrowed" the parts off RV's and houses with our solar parts.
Customer: How fascinating. And you have no idea where plumbing cement is.
Home Creepo: I don't like your tone of voice so I can't help you . Click Click Click (with the fingers).
Home Creepo: Why do you want to do that?
Customer: To repair some plumbing.
Home Creepo: You don't want to do that. You need to buy a whole new setup. I did that last year. In fact I have solar pumbing, for absolutely nothing. I pay nothing for my hot water.
Customer: How smart of you, how did you do that?
Home Creepo: I "borrowed" the parts off RV's and houses with our solar parts.
Customer: How fascinating. And you have no idea where plumbing cement is.
Home Creepo: I don't like your tone of voice so I can't help you . Click Click Click (with the fingers).
Home Creepo by BitSchlap Watcher January 11, 2010