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horse punch

When you pull out of your girlfriend and real quick like, you punch her right in the cooter.
I just horse punched Billy's mom after I slama-jammaed her
by gerje May 19, 2006
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Horse Nazi

An insult said to someone who is into horse porn and happens to be an oppresive and/or fucked in the head individual.
Kevin is a damn HORSE NAZI! the guy fucked a horse and tried to kill someone. what a fag.
by sweetsugargurl July 7, 2010
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massive horse cock

A giant, veiny, throbbing member. Usually at least 13 inches... In girth. Such phalluses are often deemed unsuitable for Intercourse with human women, and should therefore be used to pleasure only large land dwelling mammals (e.g. Elephants, hippopotamuses, robotic dinosaurs), or Ke$ha.

Often referred to as a great column
"Hi! Can I tear you apart with my massive horse cock??"

"fuck no. What do I look like, Ke$ha?! "

"Yes, a little bit. I mean, she's hot, in a slutty way."

"let me read some erotica while I eat French toast"
by Massivehorse August 2, 2016
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Horse Fucker

Someone who gains the most repulsive type of pleasers through inhumane actions; such as taking his inbred cock and inserting it into the backside of the hourse or pulling down his redneck pants and let the animal wildly thrust you.
Ways you can tell if your a hourse fucker:
In a moments glance at a hourse you become sex crazed and retard strong and your behavior takes over.
If you tell a random person one of your best friend's secrets.
If Bill Maury makes you uncomfortable when he's telling you "your not the father"
Matt, you told people allot of lies, your a horse fucker
I hav wet dreams about broad stallions pounding my asshole, Imma hourse fucker.
by The great horse fucker August 7, 2009
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horse

A person with a large mouth and large teeth.
Dale Gribble looked at the picture of Julia Roberts and said, "A horse is a horse, of course, of course".
by LudwigVan December 6, 2003
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fucking horse shit

This web site.
by the bearer of truth November 6, 2003
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Hornsmaniac

by Anonymous March 21, 2003
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