Hairy lady watchdog

Usually a quirky twitter woman/furry that doesn't like it when men make fun of some other quirky twitter woman's/furry's unibrow and overgrown armpit hair they show off on Tik Tok/Twitter to defeat the patriarchy.

Normal human being: I'm really not into hairy girls but you keep up being pressed about it.
HLW: Well she don't want you either!
Normal human being: Whatever you say, hairy lady watchdog.

by kaidrilled December 06, 2022

Hairy vanbrackle

The small tuft of hair above the small of the back.

When he wears that crop top his hairy vanbrackle pops.

by Bees33 September 21, 2023

Hairy Red Lobster

When a guy whips out his junk as he jumps off a diving board.

Dude, see those chicks over there on the other side of the pool? I'll bet you 20 bucks you won't show em your hairy red lobster.

by Hairy Red Lobster February 13, 2021

hairy nuts

hairy penises known as the hairy utensil

jack: hi Simon
simon: i have hairy nuts
jack: fuck off

by timmy the fat nigger February 10, 2022

Hairy as a mongoose

Someone that has more hair on their body than normal.

She didn't shave her legs all winter so she was hairy as a mongoose!

by Maddogg radio December 16, 2023

Hairy highway

A thick hairy trail of hair running from the bottom of the bellybutton that then merges into the pubic hair near the crotch area. Often larger then a happy trial.

Sara said “nick has a huge happy trial”. “Bitch that’s a hairy highway!” Replied Britany.

by Hairy Highway February 07, 2018

Hairy Gravedigger

A femboy who has a hairy, shovel-shaped penis who likes to munt with his brother.

Dang, that guy Steven is a real Hairy Gravedigger

by MunterWhitmoyer April 02, 2024