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Challenger Early College High School

An Early College High School in Hickory, North Carolina, Challenger, servers two out of a hundred North Carolina counties: Alexander and Catawba. Limited to a hundred students per class, everybody knows each other. Most of the teachers are extremely qualified. The school's honor code is integrity, citizenship, and stewardship. Anybody who doesn't follow this code can be punished. It's the only school in the county where you drop $2 dollars, and somebody will return it in the office.
Jack: I heard you're not coming to Hickory High with us. Where are you going?
Bill: I'm going to the prestigious Challenger Early College High School.
Jack: That sounds great. I hope you do good.

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20 years later
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Jack is flipping burgers. Bill is working for $40/hour on a career that hasn't even been invented yet.

Columbus Explorers high school 

its a private high school which is pretty much a sports breeding ground.The sport teams there barely lose any games , mostly go to finals because they RECRUIT players from schools! and the guys there are expected to be preppy, hot with nice set of hair and tan. they usually party every weekend and tend to be full of themselves, and get free blow jobs from other private school girls such as Lourdes and St.Brendan girls , since those girls worship them. Well long story short every guy wants to be a Columbus explorer.
'wow i went to a party last weekend and the hottest guys were there"
- "what school were they from?!"
" oh Columbus Explorers high school guys! , but they were dicks anyway"

north boone high school 

A particularly ho-dunk school in the middle of Fuckall nowhere, Illinois. Mascot is the North Boone Vikings
"Where did you attend high school?"
"North Boone High School"
"Sorry..."

Stow Munroe Falls High School

Shitty high school in Stow,Ohio where a lot of stupid shit happened within a day. Pretty much everyone goes to Dunkin on Wednesdays and people call the bathrooms there the "Juul Room". Instead of the school spending their money on stupid things they need to use it on fixing the damn ceiling and to fix the fuckin foundation of the school so it doesn't sink. And their principal is an egghead.
Stow Munroe Falls High School can kiss my ass.

Clarion Area High School 

A place worse than mental institute. 90% of the students are hicks and incest babies. The teachers don't know jack shit. The only thing this school has going for it is the special ED kids that will work for free
Kid 1: I go to Clarion Area High School
Kid 2: ( Runs and screams in terror)

wheeling park high school 

a fucking awful school where teachers and staff don't give a shit about you and don't help you. it's filled with fake ass people, fake ass friends, people that will try fighting you left and right, guys that will use you, girls that will be sooooo mean to you, and teachers that will hit on you. rumors will also start about you and be spread by teachers staff and students. you will at least find one person that will stick with you tho. FUCK WHEELING PARK
Everyone at wheeling park high school, go fuck yourself.