MM:Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me off?
Mordecai:No bro it's kinda gay
Rigby:You're kinda gay, and then kinda like a f*g.
MM:YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME A F*G.
you know who else called me a f*g? my mom.
Skips:I've seen this before. you called him a f*g too many times.
MORDECAI, RIGBY, WE HAVE TO DO CAKE FARTS FOR MM TO CHEER HIM UP.
Mordecai:I don't think i wanna do that.
Benson:Mordecai, Rigby, you're gonna do cake farts for MM or you're FIRED!!
Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me off?

Mordecai:No bro it's kinda gay
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Hey

If she/he puts three “y’s” inside her “hey” she is either down or ready to fuck.
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Hey Taty!

a popular quote by david spencer. he says this usually waving in excitement.
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It’s a delightful Saturday morning in Seattle, and you and your cousins decide to take a stroll down the street. One of you accidentally steps onto someone’s lawn, and suddenly, a man (looking like a guy from duck dynasty) creeps out of the doorway and barks, “Hey whatchu doin there huh!” Instinctively, you and your cousins run as fast as possible, as if the guy was about to come out and get them.
“Hey dad, I was playing football on the streets outside with my cousins and accidentally ran onto somebody’s lawn. Some guy came out of the house and yelled “Hey whatchu doin there huh!” and we all ran back to the house”
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hey obey me!

Cringe ass line, only degenerates say things relative to this. If you ever say this, please…find help. IMMEDIATELY!!!!! (before i give you backshots) (i will edge on your face.) im looking at you screenshotter.
Angel: “Hey obey Me!”
Woman: “No, I don’t have to obey you.”
Angel: *shoves it deeper* “DO AS I SAY!”
Woman: “Leave me alone you black nigger monkey yo shit is so small if you put it in my pussy, i’ll still have air rushing in. 🍆🍆🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾”
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Hey Hey Hey

1. A horse eating a little too much.

2. Aretha Franklin.
1. Nom-Nom, Hey Hey Hey, Hey is delicious!

2. Hey Hey Hey, chain of fools.
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