Hairy trench

A particularly deep cavernous vagina, especially one with copious amounts of pubes. Other related words or phrases include the hairyanous trench, bearded clam, ax(e) gash, fish pocket, ham wallet, tuba slot.

Ex: man 1: dude I hooked up with Joan last week, bitch got a hairy trench.
Man 2: ah dude that sucks. You’d think she was tidy type.

Ex: upon removing her pants and underwear John noticed that Mary had a horrifically mangled and unkempt vagina, she definitely had a hairy trench

by Fredrick Quicksilver March 19, 2022

Hairy Chili Dog

Much like your standard "chili dog", (When a man lays a sloppy shit on a woman's breasts and then titfucks her.) Except this one is usually done on a fat hairy man's chest... or woman if you're lucky enough to find one with a hairy chest.

"Dude, I keep finding chesthair dingle-berries embedded in my pubs after I gave that guy David a Hairy Chili Dog!"

by Word Smartist January 25, 2022

hairy nuts

hairy penises known as the hairy utensil

jack: hi Simon
simon: i have hairy nuts
jack: fuck off

by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022

Hairy needles

Hairy needles is when your pubic hair gets caught in the foreskin of your penis causing your '3 millimeter defeater' to be in a state of uncomfortable cock torture.

Usually a sign that you should shave your pubes.

Homie1: Bro, is anyone coming, i need to sort out my 'hairy needles'

Homie2: your good feller, ill tell you if anyone's coming

Homie3: i hate 'hairy needles', its super uncomfortable.

by xXFurryNazi69420Xx October 28, 2021

Hairy Houdiener

A person who ghosts people and is a complete Cock about it.

A Hairy shaft.

Bro, you’re being a complete Hairy Houdiener right now.

by Mcmarley Charlie September 19, 2021

Dirty Hairy

A dirty looking, unbleached anus that is so Hairy you can't tell if they've wiped properly or not.

As soon as he pulled down his pants and showed me his dirty Hairy I dropped to my knees.

by Mommyneverlovedme October 1, 2021

hairy korean

A particularly lewd sex act:

Step 1 - jerk off onto partner
Step 2 - shave off pubes
Step 3 - roll pubes into the lovebutter splatter tar and feather style

Step 4 - piss on partner to remove pubes

I had trouble looking her in the eye after we mixed it up in bed with the Hairy Korean.

by theoriginalsteevio July 15, 2021