An act of involving at least two parties where the male will shit into the females mouth. After cradleing the turd in her mouth, she then forcibly projects the faecal matter back into the male's anus by blowing it as hard as she can resembeling the act of playing a trumpet.
Five years ago, Sebastians wife was being a bitch to him so he punished her with a german trumpet. She has been the nicest lady ever since.
by Nk1992 July 7, 2016
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Get the German mug.Four to six participants are in a car that is stopped at a red light. One person rips the hardest ass imaginable and everyone has to get out of the car until the smell passes. No one may enter the car, even if the light turns green, until the car smells better. This is loosely based on the chinese fire drill.
Big cheese: “dude on Sunday we had the worst German Fire Drill ever”
John: “yeah man it was pretty smelly my dude”
John: “yeah man it was pretty smelly my dude”
by megacheese69 May 4, 2018
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Person 1: Hey man did you snag Jessica's virginity last night?
Person 2: Nah bro I hit her with the German Tissue Box so I wouldn't get blood on my rod.
Person 1: right on!
Person 2: Nah bro I hit her with the German Tissue Box so I wouldn't get blood on my rod.
Person 1: right on!
by Kevin Sanchez February 6, 2018
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