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You just gave me cancer

The phrase you tell to a person when something about what they did or said tortured the very fiber of your being to such an extent that you felt like you just got cancer, but wanted to bring that fact to light in a chill, joking, almost passive-aggressive fashion.
Friend: I think I'm going to buy a scooter. I spend too much time walking and it would make me more productive.
Me: Cool bro, there's just one problem... You just gave me cancer.
by That-Just-Gave-Me-Cancer September 9, 2019
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cab u gave a vutty okeasr

Translation: can u have a nutty please

Definition:

When you are talking or messaging someone and you have to grant the permission for them to have a Wank and follow though with the Nut otherwise known as Ejaculating Semen. If you do not grant the permission for them to have a Nutty they will have to ask someone else for their permission.
"im busting to have a wank"
"cab u gave a vutty okeasr"
"yes i can have a nut"
by KARABEZ November 12, 2019
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give em a banana

Referring to what a hater needs if they're hating
Young Jeezy: "When you ridin' on them thangs and a nigga can't stand ya-- give em a banana."
by LilWardo May 7, 2007
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give you the business

friend 1: damn she know how to give you the business dont she

friend 2: hell yea she did
by RapperEater October 8, 2008
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I don't give a swag

According to an unknown tumblr user, this term was originally coined by an Albert Einstein while arguing with his teacher. It is used in the same way as "I don't gave a fuck", but tends to have a kinder, less harsh, and more joking purpose when used in a sentence.
Person 1: "Can I eat your meatloaf?"

Person 2: "Dude, I don't give a swag! Eat away."
by Pocahotbooty April 25, 2014
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