feltch a goat

An insult meaning "go have sex with a goat, then extract your seminal fluids with a straw. "

Brad says to Chad: "I fucked your mom last night!"

Chad says: "Go feltch a goat!"

Redneck kerfuffle ensues.

by Wordupyo! February 09, 2015

below goat

A comment or behaviour that indicates the person responsible would get a brain size rating below goat in the Facebook/iPhone app, Who Has The Biggest Brain?

You totally sounded below goat when you were arguing with that chick about climate change before.

George Bush was definitely below goat.

by abovegoat December 14, 2009

goat penis

A penis that is short.
MY pen-is in a goat
"Damn he has a goat penis.

"Damn he has a goat penis.

by goat penis December 28, 2016

woke GOAT

(person/personality) - Person that claims and is revered as the "Greatest of all Time" by a group of pathetic apologists or person otherwise not able to form a proper opinion.

Man, Simon Biles is a quitter, nothing more than a "woke GOAT!"

by $lapaho August 02, 2021

Timppy Goat

The best rainbow six sieger maybe ever. GOAT meaning greatest of all time. one nutty homie

omg timppy goat

by timppygoat July 04, 2019

emo goat

A group of kids that yell emo goat in middle of class

Kid 1 "EMO GOAT"
Kid 2 "EMO GOAT"
kid 3 "EMO GOAT"
Kid 4 "EMO GOAT"
Teacher "please be quite"

by #softhair December 17, 2017

plastic goat

having male genitalia that is larger than normal, or f*cking huge! Derived from a huge dildo that is so large it doesn't look real.

Your Mom always tells me I'm a plastic goat and fill her up like no other man can.
I gave her a wet seal with my plastic goat and almost broke her neck.

by Joe is hoe in Spanish June 03, 2005