Fuck Buzz

The state of euphoria following an intense orgasm.

Wow, after getting it on hot and heavy with my girl, I came big time and had the most intense fuck buzz ever. My body was sweating, my heart was pounding, and my head was spinning. Damn!!!

by 02050 loves 02333 November 11, 2011

Fuck-o-meter

A device that is used to determine how many fucks someone gives

*The fuck-o-meter confirms 0 fucks given*

by The one who gives 0 fucks May 8, 2018

awkward as fuck

When a moment becomes overly embarrassing, discomforting or inconvenient for all involved in the moment, except for the person being awkward, as they are unaware of their loserness qualities.

When this moment occurs, in particular in Perth at Uni Games, you are entitled to say the phrase "Awkward. As. Fuck. " You are also allowed to abbreviate this to AAF, so the perpetrator does not know you are referring to them as the person being Awkward as fuck.

Walking into your hotel room and your roommate is lying there naked with a hand towel over his groinal area. "Zac, WTF are you doing! Umm.... awkward as fuck"

by phildo22 November 1, 2010

well fuck me running

conveys surprise, like "I'll be damned"

She has a twin? Well fuck me running

by UsualSuspect January 12, 2003

fuck and dash

Similar to dine and dash, fucking and dashing is the act of having sex with a prostitute and skipping out on the bill. The legality of this act is in question because one is not technically paying for sex, but at the same time they are committing theft of services.

James: Yeah, after we finished up, I realized I didn't have my wallet on me, so I pulled a fuck and dash.

Jordan: This is why you gotta charge in advance if you're hookin', man.

by Cosimo de Deliciae March 1, 2010

fry fuck

When you order a large order of fries at a fast food restaurant, but receive a small order of fries instead. Also applies when you order a burger and fries, but only receive the burger.

Check the bag and make sure there's large fries. They fry fucked me last time I was here.

by Phoenix706 June 21, 2010

fuck you too

A conversational stopgap measure or oratorical place holder that fills in for witty, biting reparte until a classier and to the point, cutting remark suitable to the occasion can be thought of hours later.

....yeah, well....uh...fuck you too.

by harry flashman July 3, 2003