flakeassbia

The term flakeassbia is used in a disrespectful form towards Woodcliff Lakers. It basically means that your a fucking pussy ass bitch, who gets no ass.

Woodcliff Laker - "YOUR GAY, YOUR MOM!!!!"
Montvaler - "Good One! flakeassbia."

by fajoses December 15, 2008

Fake Homie

one of your good friends who is expected to disappoint occasionally, however when push comes to shove the real homie inside of them comes out and he has your back. Its ok to be a fake homie.

Your fake homie might only call you normally when he needs car wash passes or some other favor, but during a difficult time in your life a Fake Homie calls you up offering love and support.

by mattybol January 2, 2012

Stalker-fake

A person, typically female, who accuses everyone she meets as being a "stalker". The official definition of "stalker" is completely rewritten by this individual, who blindly rejects the seriousness of such accusations, to the point where she will accuse a person of being a stalker simply because they walked into the same restaurant. The person has a complete disregard for the potentially disastrous effect such slander may cause to others. Quite often, the Stalker-fake suffers from serious paranoia, psychosis, and/or dementia and should seek professional help immediately.

Stalker-fake: "Oh my god! Today this stalker followed me into the mall and then I saw him in his car later on that day."

Anyone willing to listen: "Really? Was his car following you?"

Stalker-fake: "Well, for a bit he was driving a few cars behind me, but then he turned down another road."

Anyone willing to listen: "Have you since him since?"

Stalker-fake: "No, but I bet he's been following me to work."

by TertiaryColors March 27, 2009

Poop Dick Flakes

Poop Dick Flakes(PDF) are when you have had anal sex with your penis. After sex, the poop on your penis will dry up. When the poop on your penis dries up, you start losing your boner and the poop wil flake off onto the floor.

"Hey Jeff! That was some great butt bashing. Now come over here and look at my Poop Dick Flakes are falling on the floor!"

by Dr. Hot Joints January 27, 2008

Fake-applauding

When you are clapping your hand but making no sound. So it looks like you are clapping your hands, but in reality you don't care.

He was fake-applauding at the opera yesterday.

by Ni2k February 19, 2011

fake nudes

When a girl sends you a picture in a thong or a bra, but doesn't send you naked pictures.

Bro 1: I totally got nudes off that girl
Bro 2: Bro, she's in a bra. She's not even naked. These are fake nudes.

by kaynouse February 21, 2017

Fake Taxi Man

A man who goes by the name Ryan Bassett, who drives around London in a black London taxi cab. He fucks women by bribing them with a free ride. You know its the fake taxi man as he’ll say “where’d you wanna go luv” you when you get in his cab.

I saw your Sister getting fucked by the fake taxi man in the back of his black cab

by ThoidTheMeatHead February 7, 2019