A fight between violists and violinists, people that play two of the most beautiful-sounding instruments in the string family. Even though both sides are to blame for constantly arguing, the violinists are mostly accused of starting the fight by creating and posting jokes about viola players.
E. g.
"What's the difference between firewood and a viola? Firewood burns longer."
The main argument that violinists use against viola players, is that viola is an easier instrument to learn. Which is accurate, to some degree, as the instrument is bigger than violin, thus, it is easier to avoid accidentally playing the wrong note. But let's not forget about the fact, that not everyone finds this an advantage.
Violin players often say, that viola players are just violinists who couldn't play the violin, because it was too difficult for them.
E. g.
"What's the difference between firewood and a viola? Firewood burns longer."
The main argument that violinists use against viola players, is that viola is an easier instrument to learn. Which is accurate, to some degree, as the instrument is bigger than violin, thus, it is easier to avoid accidentally playing the wrong note. But let's not forget about the fact, that not everyone finds this an advantage.
Violin players often say, that viola players are just violinists who couldn't play the violin, because it was too difficult for them.
Person 1 "Hey, dude, how do you prevent your violin from getting stolen?"
Person 2 "I don't know. How?"
Person 1 "By keeping it in a viola case!"
Person 2 *laughs* "Viola sucks, am I right?"
Person 3 "That's not true! Both violin and viola have a beautiful sound!"
Person 1 & 2 "Dude, you're ruining the whole point of the viola and violin fight!"
Person 2 "I don't know. How?"
Person 1 "By keeping it in a viola case!"
Person 2 *laughs* "Viola sucks, am I right?"
Person 3 "That's not true! Both violin and viola have a beautiful sound!"
Person 1 & 2 "Dude, you're ruining the whole point of the viola and violin fight!"
by A Cat In An Elevator August 18, 2022
A Groundhog Sword Fight is when two severely constipated individuals shit half way in a sword-like fashion and compete to paint their opponent’s ass brown.
Zac: Give me back my lollipop Justin!
Justin: What are you going to do about it?
Zac: I challenge you to a Groundhog Sword Fight.
Justin: What are you going to do about it?
Zac: I challenge you to a Groundhog Sword Fight.
by Quadaplex January 17, 2018
The second generation of Beyblade, before Beyblade Burst and after Explosive Shoot Beyblade. Tops of this generation are made primarily out of metal, with some plastic or rubber parts. It has four seasons, namely Pre-Hybrid Wheel, Hybrid Wheel, 4D, and Zero-G. Most Metal Fight beys have 5 parts.
Metal Fight Beyblade can be watched on YouTube.
Metal Fight Beyblade is fun to play.
Metal Fight battles are so intense!
What's your favorite Metal Fight beyblade?
Metal Fight Beyblade is fun to play.
Metal Fight battles are so intense!
What's your favorite Metal Fight beyblade?
by LetItRip016 October 07, 2020
by Hotsausage225 March 29, 2023
Will Tyler Win The Fight? No. Tyler lost so bad he's in so much pain he wishes he never challenged the undefeatable beast.
by Winner4 February 08, 2021
After being asked if I would like to read the valuable life changing information on this pamphlet, I told the person that they should 'Go Fight Yoda'.
by AT1 August 29, 2014
Jimmy: I was in the bathroom and saw some illegal llama fights.
Lucas: Wow man was it harsh?
Jimmy: Tots mcgoats.
Lucas: Wow man was it harsh?
Jimmy: Tots mcgoats.
by Isaak S you know me sokrith May 29, 2014