face-high-five

Slapping someone and leaving your hand on their face for more than 1 second. Thus high fiving their face. If you remove your hand before 1 second has passed, you have slapped your friend and thus subjected yourself the a slap in return.

"Man you just slapped me!"
"No, I gave you a face-high-five. My hand stayed on your face for longer than 1 second."

by bdruckman218 February 29, 2012

face pet

Generally - the natural occurrence of facial hair, also known as a beard, which tends to grow on a man's face, if he chooses not to shave for an extended period of time.
Specifically - Jake Gyllenhaal's beard.

Etymology:

The term face pet was first coined by "lemniscate", on September 29th 2010, when posting on the popular Jake Gyllenhaal fan blog called Wet Dark And Wild.
The word combination face pet was engendered in reference to:
1) the tendency men have to subconsciously stroke and touch their face and/or facial hair; often a form of auto-erotic touching when flirting to indicate they're interested
2) the health benefits discovered by researchers at the University of Warwick with regards to stroking or playing with one's pet

Jake gently strokes his face pet whilst staring into the distance, lost in a wistful gaze.

by Razzmatazz101 March 1, 2012

FaceBed

Where are so tired you're face hits the bed and you are asleep

I am going to Facebed when I get home

by OxiWolf June 7, 2013

face smashing

Another term for kissing.

Face smashing is so much fun. I wish I could face smash all day.

by Delish900069 February 12, 2014

Face Tunnel

In simple words: the mouth.

I made myself a delicious grilled cheese sandwich and inserted the masterpiece into my face tunnel.

by SassyTrencher January 31, 2015

Face Blanket

A fleece blanket with a breathing hole that you don't really need and can make one yourself with scissors.

What's the stupidest and most useless invention ever? - A Face Blanket

by Ryan197694 March 7, 2015

face pic

A photo predominantly of your face, similar to a portrait photo showing your head and shoulders.

"Do you have a face pic so I can see what you look like?"

by Jay Greenfield August 7, 2018