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Finger Fucker

Someone who goes into a jewelry store, tries on all of the rings and then leaves without buying anything.
You spent an hour helping that customer without selling her anything. Was she a finger fucker?
by Boscoe September 10, 2009
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Noodle Fucker

The act of Masturbating with Ramen noodles. Most stick their penis in a bowl of very hot Ramen Noodles. This could cause a slight burning sensation in the groin area.
Brian: Dude! Do you have your cock in a bowl of Ramen noodle?

Steve: Yes, Why do you ask?

Brian: Doesn't that burn?

Steve: It is causing a slight burning sensation in my groin area.

Brian: Dude! You are such a Noodle Fucker.
by GrandAmGuy2020 September 30, 2005
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serial fucker

It's like a {serial killer}, except instead of {murder}, it's someone who likes to have {sexual relations} in the same places, positions, {fetishes}, and other unique and specific preferences.
Johnny is a serial fucker because he always has {anal sex} in the shower with his shirt on.
by snowing down under November 14, 2011
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ass fucker

men on the continual hunt for asses to fuck
bill west and his lust for squirrels, especially lesbian squirrels
by jen November 13, 2002
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cow fucker

another name for cowboy or a white person from rural areas
you're in a city not a farm, stupid cow fucker!
by criccet September 23, 2005
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Fuckerbean

Fuckerbean

The literal translation of this term; fucker - "One who copulates" and bean - "The edible nutritious seed of various plants of the legume family" can be combined to effectively describe a mythical bean that makes people want to fuck - also affectionately known as viagra.

Can also be used to brilliant effect when spiking friends drinks, putting into grand-parents cups of tea, or simply fed to brutally mentally handicapped children.
Adult 1 - Hey, lets go and feed the downsie kids of there with some dog mess!
Adult 2 - Wait, lets put some fuckerbeans in the dog mess before we feed it to them!!
Adult 1 - Fucking good idea.
by Previn Jones November 10, 2007
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