pucker factor

When your sphincter puckers to an applicable amount

If you hit a golfball and it tends to go towards a window on a golfcourse, then you might get a pucker factor of 5. If it really gets close to the window, you might get a pucker factor of 8..etc

by Curt Kowalski March 19, 2008

x factor

when a girl is on her period and other people know in advanced.

I was gonna get with Shelly, but I forgot about the x factor, so I got with Abby.

by Cory B. April 15, 2006

Matt Brown Factor

A concept to where when ever a women gazes at a man they are deterred away from him. Hence dubbing it the Matt Brown factor.

Mason: Yikes, saw a straight ten at the mall today...she walked away and gave me the stank look
Billy: Fookin hell mate must be the Matt Brown factor

by Lil Colgate May 13, 2021

salt factory

Peter Lund...Ben Litwin...Carter Lee...Ian Foley...anyone who is feeling really salty, so salty that you could salt a pretzel with all that salt.

Peter was like a salt factory when he read the definition of sar sar.

by Bleeding Gums murphy April 25, 2005

Cracker Factor

It's a rating that guys give girls scaled by the amount of crackers they would tolerate them eating in bed, putting up with the inconvenience of all the crumbs.

"what's her cracker factor?"

"I wouldn't throw her out of bed for eating crackers!"

"She's alright, i would let her eat 3 crackers, then that's it, she's gone"

by jayjayuk October 19, 2009

Factor

Short for 'Fat-Actor', someone who is, well, fat, but still brings laughs. A male version of a Factress. Provides unlimited rhymes to pay out your friends with. Spawned: Factorize, factory (a place of factors), tractor factor (plowing in the mud), contractor factor (getting stuck with a loser), Benefactor (Factor called Ben), and McFactor (fast food).

'Just dont invite that factor again'. 'Asleep at 5pm? Your such a factor Dave'.

by Baron Von Redbeard January 18, 2009

dyke factory

A term only the homosexual population can use. Is mostly used by gay men to call their straight fag hags a awewful name. what straight girl would want to be called a dyke but to be called a dyke factory thats just down right insulting.

shut up you stupid dyke factory.

by Christopher R V September 21, 2005