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FloorChalk

FloorChalk is known to be Floorbeds fan and has been following them for 9 months total
:FloorChalk is Floorbeds first fan!
by Slave4U? August 2, 2021
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flooredlmanburg

the best person ever! they make me so happy all the time! whenever i get a text from them i just smile ! :

(by pottlieflat)
flooredlmanburg is the funniest person ever!
by pottlieflat August 10, 2021
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Floorcaller

When a song is so good, it summons everybody to the dancefloor, when at a party or in the club.
A: "Dude, Everytime We Touch by Cascada is unironically one of the best songs of the 2000s. That shit is a floorcaller!"
B: "True, it's a certified banger."
by Lammi69 September 15, 2021
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FLOORIST

Everyone of us who STANDS UP for the PLANET.

A great place to sleep.

A SHITEATER in order to contact the absolute lowest position.

Being READ so hard by MELISSA you lose concentration on DARING others to join your READING CLUB.
Look due to GRAVITY and the CRACKED REAR VIEW it be a good idea for us to be FLOORISTS but the trade off you may get HEMORRHOIDS.

If you need to crash somewhere which you can't control the human body filling into slumber then being a FLORIST is a must for all of us , as WHATEVER IT TAKES.

I understand SHITFERDER (FERTIG)(READY IN GERMAN) it goes like this I lay under your RIM SEAT directly only seeing YOUR ASSHOLE and if you want YOUR ASSHOLE inches away from DER MUND CURVE(MOUTH IN GERMAN) then SHIT will have IT'S WAY flowing into my MOUTH as soon as it HITS ,I'm ASSH0LE and my other ASSH0LE which is the LOWEST FLOORIST belongs to you as I am well on my way being lower than even SHIT IN SHIT.

I got married MELISSA to feel like you put me at the TOP OF THE WORLD butt you are making WILLIAM feel like a FLOORIST just because I try to convince you what GOOD READS is you insist in keep READING ME while I am out to READ OTHERS and not BE READ.
by DEFINITION DOMINANT September 16, 2021
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floor hickey

when you trip and days later it forms a round purple bump that hurts sometimes
ah damn it fuck my asshole i got a floor hickey it hurts so badly
by toilet struggler October 2, 2021
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Floor Whore

The dumpy lady that you hire for $6 to half ass clean the floors and toilets. You can usually get her to do weird things like lick the bowl if you pay her because she needs the money. She has gray teeth and a crooked face indicating that she may or may not have been curb stomped at some point.
Did you see the Floor Whore that Bernie hired to clean the shitter at the soccer field?? She has a fucked up grill...
by Pirate Lyfe October 7, 2021
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Floor

Tub me on the floor daddy. Or perhaps awq fuck there's cum on my floor
by Sussy imposter gay balls October 8, 2021
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