February 11th

National fuck your crush day! It dosen't matter if they like you back, or even if they give consent!

Me: Hey, have you heard? It's February 11th!

Friend: and?
Me: It's national fuck your crush day! I can't wait to see (crush name) !

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February 28

If this is your birthday you must be the most depressed ass person I’ve ever seem

Damn you were born in February 28, ew

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If you were born on this day.. go back to sleep no1 likes you.

Its february 5 but that means nothing to me

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what day is it today ?

it’s february 26 !! happy feeldog day !!

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If born on this date most of your actions will flop and never gain traction.

Pedro: hey why haven’t you posted lately

Jose: it’s because I was born on February 4
Pedro: makes sense you flop

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If your born on this day go fuck yourself in the ass. If your name is Joshua you were a mistake

Hey do you see that mistake over there.
Yeah he was probably born February 17th

February 17 by Gogo888 November 4, 2019

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Some dumb bitch named Anna’s birthday

Person 1: Hey did you hear it’s dumb bitch Anna’s birthday?
Person 2: yeah I hate February 3rd

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