fart plus

The type of fart where a little bit of non-gas comes out, necessitating a change of knickers. While the idea of getting something extra or "value-added" is generally an attractive proposition, in this case it emphatically is not, because the "plus" you get is shit.

There are many important reasons not to wear white pants but this is pretty high up there.

I was at Cost Plus getting some Glass Plus when I made a fart plus, which really sucked plus.

by cornlog October 23, 2009

fart walk

When you fart every time you take a step.

Oh my God, I just had a severe case of fart walk. I feel sorry for everyone on that stairwell.

by DrRoy1 January 23, 2011

Fart Man

Fart Man

Fart Man

by Geese Couch Taming January 2, 2021

mom fart

When your mother cuts a loud fart.

Mrs. B. tried blaming the family dog when she cut a mom fart but everyone at the table knew it was her.

by KillerMongaloid January 16, 2011

Peepee Butt-Fart

When during sex, you shart and pee on your partner.

Dude, I shouldn't have had that burrito, it made me peepee butt-fart on Peyton.

by AmazaynJohn December 8, 2016

farticulate

The state of matter bteween solid and gaseous that describes the airborne feces passed with flatus.

When you smell a fart small pieces of farticulate shit get stuck in your nose.

by stooptard September 6, 2003

fart slap

If someone you don't like is sleeping, crouch bare-assed over his face. Have somebody else slap his face right as you bust ass. That way, he wakes up to smell your fart and see your ass in his face.

"Hey, let's give Russ the fart-slap"

by whitest guy ever April 29, 2005