A chunky bearded man, who enjoys wear jeans all year round, drinks the occasional fifth of dark liquor & likes his women with a mean bush.
by bigfatcat123 August 19, 2017
Get the evan siwikmug. by IdontgotoSMMschoolinMediaPa May 1, 2019
Get the Evanmug. Evan is a fine and dandy man. His stench is overpowering like a stack of warm potatoes. It smells nice. Needs some spice.
by EvanYeeeee April 7, 2021
Get the Evanmug. by Dabbing Monster July 25, 2019
Get the Evanmug. Evan is a decently smart dude that becomes confused and gets lost half the time. His hair is fucking alive whenever you to he is very good in sports. His hair grows extremely fast and he tends to shower once a year. He is very rich but weirdly, he does not buy clothes quite often and he wears the same thing everyday. On the bright side he gets straight A's on most of his tests but he does shit when it comes to art. If you ever meet an Evan, i suggest you leave the country. His jokes are cheesy most of the time especially on his social media. HE MASTURBATES HIS HANDS AND ITS SO ANNOYING, LOL
by Ayesha Mesha Femmy June 13, 2018
Get the Evanmug. Evanism is a religious cult based of being a different than everyone if someone likes something like valorant evanisms well make it their job to hate that video game and day another ones different not only this if they meet a girl and they start talking to them they well automatically start liking and listening too the girls music taste to relate with her
by Yeuri June 6, 2022
Get the Evanismmug. A Fucking douche that deserves to be put down and usually has a horrible personality and a small penis.
by iamyourfat June 16, 2018
Get the Evanmug.