English or Spanish

Whoever moves first is gay

Guy 1: Hey bro
Guy 2: yeah what’s up?
Guy 1: I have a question for you…
Guy 2: yeah shoot
Guy 1: English or Spanish?
Guy 2: … *frozen in place*

by D@nk Dave June 18, 2024

Richard's English

How Richard speaks English
This is the proper way of speaking English

Thanks for reading.

Richard's English is the proper form of English

by reddotval March 8, 2025

english from the dutch

Fuck, blunts (weed wrapped in tobacco)

Shooting hoes with lipstick silver bullets! (Mixin' shit ,kama, like a beat) separate the english from the dutch (smoke a blunt)

by Al bluka June 9, 2019

The english channel

When your friend is pooping and you sit down on their lap, facing them, and poo through their legs. You should each have a boner. No ladies. Not sexual in nature.

I really enjoyed the english channel Mike! Same time tomorrow morning?

by English channel January 6, 2022

English Enhancer

The act of sending Dalton titty pics to increase your English speaking abilities.

Person 1: Man my English sucks

Person 2: Just send a pic of your titties to Dalton, automatic English enhancer

by Swellboi January 29, 2022

5th hour english

The boringest class of all time

Damm I have to go to 5th hour English.

by Englishhater333 August 26, 2022

South African English

The English of South Africa

My South African English accent is More British-based.

by anonymous August 19, 2021