dutch oven

when somebody farts in bed and you lift the covers up and trap yourself with the covers.

when i was in bed my wife laid the nastiest dutch oven ever.

by ohyez221 March 25, 2003

Dutch oven

When you are in bed with another person, you fart and both of you go under the sheets.

I'm going to dutch oven my wife tonight.

by Mad Snake August 28, 2006

dutch uppercut

This any suckerpunch or eyepoke someone does to someone after rubbing their fingers on their own bare sweaty asscrack.

Jeff saw that guy his girlfriend cheated on him with so he gave him the ol' dutch uppercut.

by Spraya November 2, 2007

Dutch frying pan

To defecate directly on someone's face underneath the covers.

We had a long talk after I gave my sleeping girlfriend a surprise Dutch frying pan.

by Marksimus January 6, 2007

Dutch circus

a daisy chain of furries

Dude, if you thought furries were gay, wait until you see a Dutch circus.

by Überschwanz June 9, 2005

dutch monkey

To fart in bed while an unsuspecting pet is sleeping underneath the covers.

Hey honey! Little Johnny just gave the puppy a dutch monkey!

by DarkLush February 17, 2009

dutch apple treat

When you bend a girl into the pile-driver position and put one ball in her ass and the other in her vagina. Then pop them both out.

I could finish the dutch apple treat because one of my balls got stuck.

by Chris Steezy September 22, 2007