Driving Examiner: im sorry u have failed ur drivers test because back at that stop light over there I believe u proceeded to take ur left hand off the wheel and that is not safe my friend.
Guy taking the test: Alright?
Driving Examiner: U also were going 35.5 in a 35 mph zone
Guy taking the test: Alright?
Driving Examiner: U also were going 35.5 in a 35 mph zone
by labigsnoopac January 18, 2013
Get the drivers test mug.A clever play on "Cinco de Mayo," yet another foreign "holiday" that white folks (particularly teens and those in their early 20s) use as an excuse to drink copious amounts of alcohol (in this case Cuervo and Corona)during daylight hours.
Spencer: Say, what are we doing for Cinco de Mayo?
Ashton: You mean Cinco de Drinko!! We're gonna get gooned on tequila, broseph!!
Ashton: You mean Cinco de Drinko!! We're gonna get gooned on tequila, broseph!!
by Jaws13 May 3, 2009
Get the Cinco de Drinko mug.When a male has an excesive amount of pee left over on his weiner it soaks through his underwear or through his pants.
HA did you see Kevin's pants? He was pissing outside and I ran up behind him and scared him. He zipped up his pants so fast he didn't have time to shake so now he's got a huge Wizzle Drizzle spot on his jeans!
by SassyJax01 December 8, 2010
Get the Wizzle Drizzle mug.After a virgin loses one's virginity, the person has a shit load of sperm dripping from his/her pussy or anus.
James:"Hey Ron. Guess what... I fucked Tina yesterday and I left her with a huge pussy drip."
Rondel:"Damn!Really?! Me too! Except it wasn't Tina, It was Jeff.....Maybe I shouldn't of said that."
James:"Yeah...well...I can't be your friend anymore because you kinda freak me out now for some wierd reason. And I've joined the KKK."
Rondel:"But your Hispanic...."
Rondel:"Damn!Really?! Me too! Except it wasn't Tina, It was Jeff.....Maybe I shouldn't of said that."
James:"Yeah...well...I can't be your friend anymore because you kinda freak me out now for some wierd reason. And I've joined the KKK."
Rondel:"But your Hispanic...."
by James izzle April 28, 2005
Get the Pussy Drip mug.The ultimate level of being drunk. It could also be used as another word for "alcohol" and "drinking" . Originated in Toronto at Ursula Franklin Academy way before Drake was famous or started saying it in his music.
A- You were so drizz last night, you chopped that zero.
B- Do you have drizz?
C- Start drizzing you pussy!
B- Do you have drizz?
C- Start drizzing you pussy!
by The_Real_Drizz October 19, 2011
Get the Drizz mug.A drift slut is a rear wheel drive car used for the express purpose of drifting. The only real difference between a "regular" drift car and a drift slut is the fact that in exterior appearance, the car may seem poorly taken care of. The owner often repairs damage to the exterior of the vehicle using zip ties instead of replacing the piece altogether. An altogether trashy, but awesome-in-a -weird-way looking whip.
A drift slut could potentially be any rear wheel drive car, given the right amount of work.
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by MadtyteJDM April 14, 2009
Get the Drift Slut mug.when you pee in a girls butt get her pregnant and pile drive her down the stairs for a free abortion
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