domestic blindness

a condition afflicting mostly married men that makes them unable to see common household objects even though they're right in front of them

if you were surveying the contents of the fridge ... looking for the mustard etc ... and you say to your partner ... where's the mustard and they say "right in fricken front of you" ... you still say you can't see it ... they come up and point it out to you ... and its label facing front - right at your eye level etc and you go ... oh yeah ... so it is ;-| ... that's grounds for a domestic blindness diagnosis!

by b1 May 28, 2006

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dome seat

The single seat in the extended cab of a truck where a guy receives head.

Although he wanted the girl to give him road head in his new Dodge Rumble Bee, he had to take his brother's Nissan and got some in the dome seat.

by Alicia December 30, 2004

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domegasm

when a person is headshotted in an fps shooter game by you then you just gave them a domegasm, started by counter-strike players

BOOM gave yo ass a domegasm!!

by Cory Falls ova May 15, 2009

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Domestic Textorrism

When you terrorize an individual via texting them relentlessly, especially after they've asked you not to.

Like the old Pat Benatar song, "Stop Using Texts As A Weapon!" ... only you don't because you're just getting started.

Domestic Textorrism as it's finest:

Bob: 12:00 "I'M DONE! DON'T EVER TEXT ME AGAIN!"
Tammy: 12:01 "Text."
Tammy: 12:02 "Text."
Tammy: 12:03 "Text."
Bob: 12:04 "I Will Shoot Myself In The Phone If You Text Me Again I Swear To Gawd! Now Stop Texting Me!"
Tammy: 12:05 "Text."

by Tam I am July 22, 2011

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