clip and dip

To use the term clip and dip is the slang equivalent for hitting someone with your automobile and then removing oneself from the general vicinity as to avoid an unsavory run-in with an enforcer of the law.

"Yo, Matt! I'm totally goinna maim your Caddy when I clip and dip on a po' fool wandering his broke ass 'cross the road!"

by Morgan McKankel & Matt U.R.A. Weenis Jr. January 17, 2008

french dip

When you've finished your business on the toilet and your wiping hand reaches down there and inadvertently makes contact with the piss and/or shit-filled toilet water. It could be light graze or a full on plunge. Possible reasons include poor hand coordination, distraction due to shit lit and/or an extraordinarily massive excremental output leading to a higher than expected toilet water level.

Dude 1: High five!
Dude 2: Alright! *complies*
Dude 1: Lol I just french dipped a minute ago with that hand.
Dude 2: Nooooooooooooooo.

by DarkWingSchmuck July 2, 2015

Double dipped

Verb. The act of placing not one, but two cooking pans filled with a liquid outside a sleeping persons door. When they awaken and stumble out of their room, it is right into said liquid.

Dude, I got double dipped bad this morning! With ranch dressing! No worries though, imma get him back with a double dip filled with placenta from my aunts third cousins dog!

by Arfdawg April 1, 2011

Mickley Dip

The amazing act of having both your balls in a pussy while your penis is in the asshole of the very girl who's pussy contains your balls.

"Yo dude last night I totally shoved my balls in this girl's pussy while I was fuckin' her in the ass."

"Why the hell didn't you just call it a Mickley Dip you fucking moron?"

by JoseGfromWhitehall December 9, 2008

Fondue dip

When you try to do the electric slide at your homies wedding when the DJ is playing shimmy shimmy ya.

Move over ODB, let's all do the fondue dip yall!!!

by Schoolmacot November 27, 2017

dip tour

The act of loading all your stoned friends in your car and then visiting all the places you know of where there are big dips in the road or where you can "get air" with your car. This amuses the stoners and keeps them out of trouble.

After the pot circle, I loaded all the stoners in my car and we did a dip tour.

by Keturah November 20, 2009

bean dip

when the sweaty mexican soccer player exchange student takes an ice bath in the training room

His thick juicy calves were so sore that the trainer decided he needed a bean dip.

by beandip69420 September 23, 2022