DTMB

Don't txt me back. Used in txt( sms ) messaging.

Me: Hey babe, want to get together?
Chick: DTMB, I hate you.

by -= x0 =- December 14, 2003

DTD

Down to Dock.

One who is willing to engage in the delicious act of Docking.

Down to have foreskin stretched over their head, down to stretch their foreskin over anothers head.

Micheal: "OMFG i'm so DTBF(Down to butt fuck) right now"
Austin: "fuck that pussy shit, i'm DTD!"
Micheal: "Fuck yes! And after I want you to shit all over me face..."

by cocklikedockdocklikecock August 11, 2009

DTC

Down To Clown; Party, get crazy, laugh... etc..

As in:

"Hey man you DTC tonight?"

"For sure... I'm always DTC!"

by FTD, The Boss November 7, 2011

DTROTBOT

Down To Ride On The Blackout Train

open to becoming utterly shitfaced

Max: Dude this weekend you DTROTBOT?

Kenny: Nah dude, last time I did I gave my girlfriend an alabama hot pocket . Needless to say, she wasn't pleased.

by DTROTBOT October 28, 2010

DTET

abbreviation for 'Down To Eiffel Tower"

Yo Bryan, that girl Meghan is so dtet for you and Gary.

by JBMGJP January 19, 2011

dtft

down to fuck trolls

Dude: See that guy Kevin over there? Man, I heard he's dtft!

You: WHAT THE FUUUUUUCKKKADOFHDPOFIUHSDPOIUHD??!?!?!!?!!?!!!?!?

by Mmmmmmmk December 3, 2013

DTM

Short for Deutsche Tourenwagen Meisterschleif. A crazy-ass race where taking out your competitors seems to be just as important as finishing the actual race.(cars dont tend to finish in one piece).

Oh my god! What? A huge crash! In what? DTM. Oh. Figures.

by HOLY CRAP I NEED A NAME September 1, 2009