Dorkophile

Closely resembles a nerdophile. Has an unexplained affinity or attaction to dorky people. Can be male or female.

Wow! that chick is such a dork! you like her? Are you a dorkophile or something?

by Charles Parker. February 24, 2010

Dorsal Fetus

A parasite that resembles a fetus that attachs itself to the back of the victim and uses a fleshy tube to siphon nutrients to itself.

"Man, that poor man has a huge dorsal fetus."

"Rachel had a dorsal fetus on her back, so i decided we wouldn't have sex."

by emilyann691 November 30, 2010

dorkslap

One whose daily existence must be dissimilar but not cosmically unequal to being unendingly slapped with a whale penis.

Some dorkslap came in here trying to sell something and called me "big guy" but the last thing I'm buying is an ironic nickname.

by rc6ir February 19, 2011

Dork Slut

intellectual female who knows how to take care of a hickey in the morning

Did you see Sarah's neck this morning, what a dork slut!

by Shautz June 12, 2011

dorentino

A person who likes playing basketball, writing poems in his diary and talking to his/her older and younger sister.

"That guy is such a dorentino."

by dorentino cvc October 3, 2011

Doratism

The obsesstion of "Dora The Explorer" when shes not on T.V kinda like a Dora fanatic

Haley: Dora! Dora!! Dora!!! Dora!!!! Dora!!!!!.
Tim: Somebodies got a bad case of Doratism.

by If your alright with it i am October 15, 2011

Doritos Alabama Volcano

The act in which a girl consumes a bag of Cool Ranch flavored Doritos and performs an Alabama Volcano on a guy.

"Man, Jenna gave me the best Doritos Alabama Volcano ever last night."

by VolcanicEruption July 29, 2012