anal crust

The remaining shit left around the rim of the anus after pooping out a hard yet creamy poop.

Fuck man this anal crust is leaving a rash.

by jonny tsunami757 June 25, 2008

crustyflaps

female with aparently showing yeast infection

smell her crustyflaps

by gakjab March 14, 2007

bumping crustys

A description of elderly people having sex.

I busted my grandparents bumping crustys

by willevans1972 April 19, 2011

Crasty

ADJ. Insult on someone or something. Crazy nasty. Disgusting.

She was eaten out by her dog. "That's crasty."

by SydsYeezy October 9, 2012

Crustbomb

A crustbomb is when a buddy of yours punches you with a muddy hand.

Really Pipi? Did you have to crustbomb me?

by GombertTheNobleKnight December 2, 2016

cousty

all good

its cousty pal

by grayhs May 29, 2016

Crustoff

Two men agree to a challenge. One man uses a fleshlight and doesn't clean it. He then gives it to his friend. His friend uses it and the cycle repeats. First man to give up and clean it has to pay $5 to the other man for each time the fleshlight was exchanged.

"Me and Jake just finished a 3 week Crustoff, never doing that again!"

by seedeedee March 19, 2017