untouchable crush

A crush whom you can't ask out because:

1. You're LGBT, and they're straight
2. You're straight, and they're LGBT
3. You're already taken
4. They're already taken

Person A: I have this massive crush on (Person C), man!
Person B: But they're straight. Guessing you have an untouchable crush then, huh.

by deffdefying May 29, 2016

volcano crush

When you have sex with you're crush while she's in her period. Then you make her squirt blood and it looks likes a volcano.

Jimmy told me he volcano crushed Lucy last night after dinner with her parents.

by Kledbetter May 8, 2017

ovulation crush

A kind of weird crush you only develop when you are ovulating and because of that extra horny.

God, Dylan last week was such an ovulation crush.

by Ralena May 18, 2017

haleigh crush

a crush that is very short lived and not serious, yet a few months later you fall back on them

i know he’s bad for me but it’s just a haleigh crush

by onjahbruh69 April 15, 2020

Perfect Crush

a crush that never developed into a relationship and was walked away from before having to say goodbye or get hurt

Jason and I were never in a relationship. All he was was my perfect crush.

by tarstaroo November 2, 2016

Meme Crush

A dangerous form of affection that is based more so on the content a person posts on social media, rather than the person themselves.

Person 1: Omg soandso is so awesome, look at their memes! Omg aren't they so funny and smart?

Person 2: Be wary, sounds like you have a meme crush! No one is ever as cool as their memes!

by The Silent Fart Treatment Expo May 26, 2017

Crushed the Munchkins

When a girl swallows after a giving fellatio.

She gave an awesome BJ and then she Crushed the Munchkins!!

by Mike Daubs October 12, 2007