facebook cowboy

A person that goes to Cabela’s or Bass Pro and buys everything at retail then brags to their friends online. They believe in their mind that they just had a hunt of their life!

Andrew just bought an expensive cooler from Cabela’s and posted about it. He must be a Facebook Cowboy.

by Mathleen February 7, 2018

Cowboy Kiss

This requires two men to be performing the cowboy position on their sexual partners. They also have to be perfectly aligned with each other because when the two men ejaculate simultaneously they kiss, hence Cowboy Kiss.

Joe: WASSSSUPPPPPP!
Chris: Nothing, just chilling out relaxing after a few cowboy kisses with Mateo.
Joe: Dude, you're fucked up....

by Two Spoon Destroyer November 30, 2020

cotton cowboy

a western galore clothing store with lots and lots of love

i got some cute ass wranglers from the cotton cowboy

by cottoncowboy November 7, 2020

Cowboy Carter

Beyoncés new “country” album that includes the number one song TEXAS HOLD ‘EM. Includes features from country artists like Dolly Parton and Willie Nelson. Not as good as Renaissance but a solid 8/10 album.

Me: Have you listened to Cowboy Carter yet?

Friend: What? Beyoncé sings country now?!?!
Me: I mean she’s the queen B she can do anything…

by Lanadelrey2012 August 7, 2024

cowboy reach around

When you think he's going to grab his saddle but he grabs your balls instead

I though we'were going to take the the horses out and Gary went for a cowboy reach around

by Kleptokleptic June 20, 2017

Gas station cowboy

Christopher Prinz

You look at a gas station cowboy

by Jean_23 September 3, 2022

New England Cowboy

Someone who dresses like a cowboy without having ever seen a cow or lived in the country.

"Hey, you see that guy with the bolo tie and the riding boots? I wonder if he's from Texas."
"Nah, he's from Boston--total New England cowboy."

by alexseymour October 26, 2014