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covid hickey

a thing moms say when hugging their daughters and seeing their neck....during covid. duh.
"is that a covid hickey???"
by zackie salmon August 7, 2021
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Anal covid

Spreading covid by injecting semen directly into the rectum; youโ€™re welcome
I got anal covid from letting John fuck me last week. If only he wore a condom.
by EastSideCrackaKilla October 10, 2022
mugGet the Anal covidmug.

Covid-๐Ÿšฌ

When smoking opens up the arteries, which could allegedly help to better fight the viruses in the body, with tobacco companies excited to fund any research that shows that nicotine in controlled amounts is a potential cure to the coronavirus.
Chain smokers are thrilled to hear that Covid-๐Ÿšฌ is their friend rather than their foe in fighting Covid-19.
by Covido December 25, 2020
mugGet the Covid-๐Ÿšฌmug.

covid-19 effect

Covid-19 effect is when a pandemic breaks out and a lot of people doesn't seem to understand that we need to quarantine ourselves for the pandemic to blow over and for life to get back to normal.
guy 1: do you remember 2020?
guy 2: yeah that year had such a Covid-19 effect.
guy 1: a lot of idiots didn't seem to understand we had to distance ourselves for the virus to die.
guy 2: Crazy...
by Bee_Softy May 18, 2020
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Covid-๐Ÿ‘ฝ

the conditions/injuries experienced by bats in the cave they share with coronaviruses (located in 2013 by Wuhan virologists).

The coronaviruses were only indirectly the distal cause of the bats' injuries - the direct proximate cause was the swabs collected by anal probe.

In 2018 the virologists confirmed they'd located the origin of the coronavirus responsible for the '03 SARS outbreak. The Wuhan virologists warned the entire world in 2018.
Covid-๐Ÿ‘ฝ only occurs in anal probed bats, in the Yunnan cave.

Deep inside where the bats nest, the cave's climate never changes.

Always cool and dry - so the virus' buttery bilipid envelope protecting it remains stable and firm and safe just in case you you wondered why Epstein didn't kill himself. The 'rona is a massively robust, ever-quasi-evolving viral population.
by nottherealCharlesLieber April 9, 2021
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La Purga De COVID

The day after the company COVID vaccine mandates take effect and the company terminates everyone who has not provided their vaccine card.
My department lost 6 people during La Purga De COVID and now I have to work 2 hours of overtime every day. On the upside the office is much less divided.
by Rickapedia October 18, 2021
mugGet the La Purga De COVIDmug.

Symptoms of COVID

Cold all around
Sleepy
Sweaty feet
Shivers

Cough
Hard to breathe
I have the symptoms of COVID because I have sweaty feet
by King_crewz August 15, 2021
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