A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope

The translation of a Swedish proverb to mean not to dwell on things that cannot be

Jack: So I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I think Jessica and I would make a great couple!

George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.

by Zoom_Zolomon March 28, 2020

im cooked syndrome

when you try studying for an exam but you know you're cooked, so you end up sitting there just looking at your book without even doing any studying (you have sat there for the last 8 hours straight and done no actual work)

(its over for you)

did you study for the finals tomorrow?
i tried but got the im cooked syndrome
damn bro you're cooked

by protein bor May 26, 2024

cooked

when someone has no chance of success at something they want to do

uti is cooked about rizzing nur

by chova June 30, 2024

Cook Girl

A weirdo kid who tries to be a funny. She calls her friends' buffoons and always fake cries. She is also a really good cook. And has a father Tim Cook the CEO of apple. She also NEVER plays Roblox with Souza BOYYYYYYY.

Cook Girl is at it again Yall.

She's always acting like a Cook Girl.

by Cook Girl October 10, 2021

cooked

when someone is in a difficult or hopeless situation; ruined or broken.

ie:
dude 1 : dude you think this girl is bad?
shows picture of girl
dude 2 : nah bro shes chopped
dude 1 : bro i fucked her at the party on friday
dude 2 : ur cooked bro

by smoove2geeked February 23, 2024

someone cooked here

When a women (typically an ex) teaches a man how to better understand women and their interests.

Greg has watched the Notebook and knows the difference between beach waves and curls, someone cooked here.

by Apricosium December 20, 2023

Cook

Elaborate an explication or a theory that may seem far-fetch but really interesting.

Use in the form "let them cook" it means to leave someone space to explain their thoughts.

"A : Anakin was the chosen one and filled his duty by restoring balance to the force : no more jedis than siths.

B : hollup, let them cook".

"A gives an insane and lenghty explanation about the reason why the Golden Trio is actually a representation of each Hogwarts Houses

B : Wow A you cooked !"

by hawwa'h May 30, 2024