1.When someone drunk or high calls you when trying to call someone else.
2. When someone drunk or high that's straight and of the same sex as you calls you and asks for sex.
3. When someone drunk or high prank calls you without blocking out their number.
4. When someone drunk or high calls you more than twice telling you the same thing because they don't remember doing it the first time.
2. When someone drunk or high that's straight and of the same sex as you calls you and asks for sex.
3. When someone drunk or high prank calls you without blocking out their number.
4. When someone drunk or high calls you more than twice telling you the same thing because they don't remember doing it the first time.
Vanessa: Man, Celia kept calling me last night asking for my junk.
Johnny: Tell that bitch to quit drunk calling you.
Bill: Hey. I wanna talka Sue and tell 'er 'bout what I did 'day.
Miranda: Bill, this is the twelfth time you've called asking for Sue. It's Miranda. Quit drunk calling me.
Johnny: Tell that bitch to quit drunk calling you.
Bill: Hey. I wanna talka Sue and tell 'er 'bout what I did 'day.
Miranda: Bill, this is the twelfth time you've called asking for Sue. It's Miranda. Quit drunk calling me.
by zoe, dipshit. February 14, 2010
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Person 1: <yelling and screaming about stupid meaningless non-issues>
Person 2: Could you not? Seriously. Nobody wants to hear you yelling and screaming about stupid shit and stressing everybody else out around you.
Person 1: Stop being a snowflake!
Person 2: Pot calling the kettle black much? Typically, people who call others snowflakes tend to be the bigger snowflakes themselves at any given time and day.
Person 2: Could you not? Seriously. Nobody wants to hear you yelling and screaming about stupid shit and stressing everybody else out around you.
Person 1: Stop being a snowflake!
Person 2: Pot calling the kettle black much? Typically, people who call others snowflakes tend to be the bigger snowflakes themselves at any given time and day.
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a small squid-like mammal with a visor-shaped hair haircut. Often found at home.
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