clam ears

When your ears are so big and stick out the side of your head so much that they resemble that of a clam shell.

Damn that kid has clam ears. (also a good nickname)

by AQUAMAN2.0 April 7, 2011

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Clam Stamp

The act of slapping another with your vagina. Usually done in retaliation to a mushroom slap of some sorts. Usually a sticky mess.

"Stina really showed her boyfriend who's boss last night, she clam stamped Danny all over the face! See if he ever fadunks her again!"

by pussypunch December 22, 2009

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Digging for clams

intercourse with an obese woman. A man must dig through the fat in order to find the vagina.

"Brian just pulled a fat bird", "Well i guess he'll be digging for clams tonight".

by milkjunkie90 December 12, 2010

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Happy as a clam

Joyful and contented, happy with life as it is because who doesn't want to be a vagina?

I've finished all my papers for the next 3 days, now I can go surfing. I'm as happy as a clam!

Dude: "You seem really chuffed with life and comfortable in your own skin."
Other Dude: "Hells yeah! Man, I'm as happy as a clam!"

by defyNING November 5, 2013

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Clam Lickin'

Verb: Talking to one's friends.

I was clam lickin' with Fred last night.

by Jimmy james the third, November 2, 2006

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clam digger

mans large cock with flat type head.....

vacation in long beach washington my girl pick up a BIG clam & said " Look at that clam digger "

( long beach washington is the longest beach in the world )

by itichie_nocanpo June 27, 2006

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